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Hear ye, hear ye. Not that small tits are bad, per se, okay? Twitter Amazing Atheist tweeted this little gem, bearing the heavy crown of being the guy who is, at last, brave enough to speak a courageous truth:. Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft?

Warner Bros. Clad in a gray tank top and olive-drab cargo pants, a rugged-looking Vikander brandishes a bow and arrow in the woods in one photo and faces off with a mysterious figure on the beach in another. Lara Croft is the fiercely independent daughter of an eccentric adventurer who vanished when she was scarcely a teen. Now a young woman of 21 without any real focus or purpose, Lara navigates the chaotic streets of trendy East London as a bike courier, barely making the rent, and takes college courses, rarely making it to class. But her mission will not be an easy one; just reaching the island will be extremely treacherous. If she survives this perilous adventure, it could be the making of her, earning her the name tomb raider. Alicia Vikander is ready for adventure in first Tomb Raider photos.

A man who often notices these kinds of things, has noticed that animated game character, Lara Croft, is 'bigger in the bosom' than she used to be - or so it seems. Lara, who stars in new game 'Relic Run' , and used to be in 'Tomb Raider' , can be seen in online advertizing wearing a mega-tight-fitting green top that stretches over her huge, rounded oomlaaters to such an extent, that one is naturally left pondering just what kind of material could have been used to fashion clothing so supportive. The breasts are now absolutely enormous, and appear to have been inflated with some gas or other, quite possibly, hydrogen. The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Ok, let's make one thing very clear right away: All cheat codes, dark wizardry, and even the tricks that the cool kids at school told us would totally get Lara Croft to take off their clothes were hoaxes, and so was the Nude Raider mod — or so we thought. In the nearly 30 years that have passed since the release of the first game, we've seen a lot of Deviantart artwork that shows us that Lara Croft really does spend a lot of time without clothes on, and we've even seen evidence that Nude Raider, a mod that replaced Lara's clothed model with one even less equipped to deal with extreme weather was actually a thing. It was such a big thing, in fact, that the people behind the game even attempted legal action to stop the images from polluting the web.