Mold your own dildo

This fun, body-safe penis casting kit is available in 8 colors! Dildo it yourself! The original Clone-A-Pussy kit allows you to make a non-functional, exact replica of the outer portion of any vulva! Both are great for bachelorette parties, Valentine's Day, or anytime you want to gaze lovingly at your favorite labia.

I will start by saying that my husband is a brilliant, kind, gentle man; the kind of human who rescues wounded baby birds off the side of the road and nurses them back to health, and who cherishes nothing more than his library card and a mug of hot tea. And I made this pure, sweet, lovely soul fuck a tube of gel to clone his peen for my amusement. I am a monster, to be sure, but I write for Cosmo, and what needs to be done, needs to be done. Besides, that bird seed ain't buying itself.

The idea of turning your own cock into a Frankenstein composite is something that should be subject to discussion before such a procedure is ever made possible. I guess I should first clarify that the act of cloning my penis isn't nearly as scientific as I'm making it seem. It's almost Halloween , after all, and a Frankenstein reference was too difficult to pass up. What I've actually done can more accurately be described as turning my penis into a dildo. Thanks to Clone-A-Willy , this was made possible.

This is why, a few days later, I found myself staring down the barrel of a plastic tube of goo on a mission to make my very own personalised penis. The plan was to use the nether regions of a willing volunteer and luckily, I have some very accommodating male friends, one of whom offered his services. The vast majority of man-junk that I have seen points out at least 90 degrees when erect — and there would be no fun in casting a model of Mr Floppy. So how on earth do you get a tube of modelling goo over the top of a stiffy without making an all-out mess of your carpets and not in a good way?